I'm kinda freakin here

[Goodchitman]

First off, Hello All!!

I'm new to the forum, not new to buds I have a position coming up that is going to require me to submit to a urine, and possibly a saliva. I have bought a Qcarbo32 and wonder if one: Will it work for the urine.. and two: How often is saliva used in a screening and will it work for saliva too. I guess I'm going to be tested in the next couple weeks or so and need to make sure I don't fail. If I do it will be certain doom for me. I'm kinda a closet smoker. While my wife probably knows I do, she would be very, VERY dissapointed if she knew I did'nt get the job for weeds.
I've read alot in these forums from using niacin to bleach (yeah, right) and drowning yourself in water to fake weiners. I really need to have some educated input on this one from someone who knows what works in both cases.
I really do enjoy smoking, but it seems like that part is coming to a close.
I really do appreciate any suggestions.

Goodchitman Reviewed by Goodchitman on 12-11-2005. I'm kinda freakin here First off, Hello All!! :) I'm new to the forum, not new to buds :) I have a position coming up that is going to require me to submit to a urine, and possibly a saliva. I have bought a Qcarbo32 and wonder if one: Will it work for the urine.. and two: How often is saliva used in a screening and will it work for saliva too. I guess I'm going to be tested in the next couple weeks or so and need to make sure I don't fail. If I do it will be certain doom for me. I'm kinda a closet smoker. While Rating: 5

[Goodchitman]

I was wondering if I have bad breath or something here. Burnt Toast you seem to know quite a bit. If you help me and I do pass I will gladly pay you a Franklin for your advice.
It seems like the 4.0 is where I'm going, just a bit scared if the temp is going to be right, and do you think they will watch me?
Also how long will THC stay in my saliva? They may do a swab as well.
I can't sleep well from worrying about this.
Please help a man here.
TYVM for your time in advance.

PS I'm also dead serious about the Franklin. :thumbsup:

[Goodchitman]

Well here's my update. I go in on monday to do my test. I got Quick fix 4.0 so I don't have to wonder if it will pass. I'm still scared outta my wits but think it will be ok. Can anyone assure me so I can sleep better if they indeed used this product, and if so, were they monitoring you while you peed? I know I have to make sure the temp is right and to shake it well before the pour into the cup.
Please reply as I'am desperate for insight on this.
It's gonna be a long weekend for sure. Boy will I be glad when this is over for good. The stress is not worth the fun I use to have.
Wish me luck you peeps and please do reply... Until then. PEACE!!

[lostinu15]

I am not sure if it will help or not. I just went for pre-employment testing and they only had me do a urine test. They make you take off all of your coats and empty your pockets and they send you into a bathroom that has everything taped off. So you cannot dilute your sample or ruin it. It is illegal for them to watch you if it is for pre-employment testing. I would recommend buying the home tests and experiement with different methods of water, juice and niacin to figure out which is the best option for you. Saliva is rarely used but, every job is different.

Good luck. I hopefully will be passing the test. I should find out on Monday. Until then lay off the MJ.

As one of my teachers says

The soultion to polluition is dilution.

[Goodchitman]

Hiyas Lostinu15,
Hey thanks for the support. I'm going to use the Quick fix Synth pee strapped to my leg. I tried a home test with my urine and failed so the synth seems to be the best answer. I have also read from medical sites that say it is the one that works. I don't smoke anymore due to the fact my family is more important to me than doing what I want. I don't want to appear selfish anymore.
I hope the very best for you in your test and please let me know how it turns out. I feel you will do fine.
Until then take care and the best of luck!!!

[lostinu15]

Make sure the pee is between 90-4 degrees

[Goodchitman]

Well here's my update:
I went in this morning and had my synth pee. chugged a qcarbo 32 and drank alot of liquids a few days prior. I also bought another test to see if the qcarbo 32 worked..Well it didn't I failed the test I administered so I was gonna rely on the Synth pee. When I walked in I was swabbed in my mouth. I have read in various places that it only stays in your saliva for 3 to 18 hours. I have not smoked in over a week, but some other forums i have read says it may be there for a few weeks. Now I'm stressing all over again. If i fail I will lose a six figure job over this. And be banned from ever applying at this company again. They sent it to the lab and I figure the results will be back in a few days.
Can anyone tell me what to expect here? I hope this will fly and won't ever want anything for Christmas again except for this one present.
Please reply as I think I'm gonna pop here from the pressure. I was a heavy smoker so I fear the worst and hope for the best.
Look forward to some educated thoughts and some past experiences.
HELP!!!!

[lostinu15]

i had gotten my test done on friday and i had to wait until tuesday morning....the waiting is the most intense insane feeling you will ever had....i had exams i had to study for and i could not even study because i was waiting for my job to call.....it was horrible. Take a xanex and lay down as long as you can.... Good luck...(never had the saliva test..) go to the pass your tests websites and find the time frame for saliva