man - a stoner is a person who says "man" a lot. listens to reggae. tells the best jokes/stories. Smokes a lot of marijuana. doesnt take shit- thats for pussies-not stoners. Stoners know how to make pipes and bongs out of anything. They think about philosophy -because weed does that. stoners can recognize other stoners and can tell when someone is smoking weed. stoners like to eat - a lot. their diets are all the same= munchies. and just in case you didnt know- ancient stoners would actually stone people to death - with stones. hahahahaha
ohh yeah - and stoners are rarely serious. and procrastinate.
later stoners