if you find yourself constantly raiding the snacks, you might be a stoner...

if your most recent car accidents include things like crashing through your garage door, running over your family cat, backing over the mailbox, or forgetting to fill the tank, you might be a stoner.

if you post on cannabis.com, there's a good chance that you could be a stoner...

you you can honnestly understand half of what i say, you HAVE to be a stoner