I got some pretty cool scars. I have a long one on the side of my neck, looks like someone tried to slash my throat...

I have another scar that starts in the middle of my chest and goes round to the middle of my back... It's what's left from when I had shingles, but it's barely visible now...

And the chicks dig my hands I've got those strong, yet soft hands that are just nice to rub all sorts of body parts with...