yeah i know that i probably wouldn't, but i don't wanna take that chance. some of the shit i could tell you to do would cause major damage.... one idea i always thought was fun, but kinda hard to do sometimes (if it's been raining alot it won't work, and it could potentially burn down the whole house, which is not the idea) is to write a huge message in gas on their lawn and light it on fire and run. to do this though you have to douse the letters in gas, if you just pour it in a line it probably won't catch the whole mesage on fire, just bits and peices of it.