silent is not cool. pay a few bucks and get some m80s, and pay a bum or something to like put them around or buy like 20 and get long ass wicks (like 1-2 ft) and plant them, light em, and average wick rate u should have like 2 minutes to get the fuck out of there. try doing there car or somethin put them under the windshield wipers, in the exhaust pipe, next to the liscense plate, and if possible in the gril lor under the hood. under the door handles and under the tires. get a high powered paintball gun and get a bunch of frozen paintballs and just fucking rape the windows. silent enough! spread used motor oil over the tail pipe and watch those motherfuckers get a ticket. plant weed in their lockers. w/e good luck man read my thread http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=43323