Quote Originally Posted by Torog
Howdy Breukelen,
Your reply was so disgusting and offensive,that I could not bring myself to qoute it..and it most likely does not deserve the dignity of a response. You reap what ye sow..and if you put out such awful,negative crap-then that's what you will recieve in return. May God have Mercy on yer soul..cuz yer gonna need it ! Have a good one ....
Here??s my debunking of the virgin birth myth. It??s pretty graphic, so be forewarned.

Mary herself was never pregnant. Her cousin Elizabeth, across town, had been knocked up again. Mary wanted to be the virgin mother of ??he that is born King of the Jews?, so she devised a plan. She got a local boy named Joseph to marry her, but she didn??t have vaginal intercourse with him. Instead, she had him drill her up the ass every night, and gave him oral sex when she got too sore down there to accept his member. During the daytime, whenever possible, she stretched her sphincter with all manner of fruits and vegetables until her asshole was expanded enough for Joseph to clasp his hands together, like a prayer and, with some lubrication purchased from the local drug store, push both his hands far up into her poop-chute.

She then started spreading rumors, and telling the local rabbi, that she was hearing voices and seeing visions about her being chosen by god to be the mother of his savior-son. She consulted a number of midwives, and found out the best ways to give birth to a premature, and underweight child. She promised her pregnant cousin Elizabeth 20% of the take if she would give Mary a prematurely-born baby boy to raise and bring up as her own. Now, the local rabbis weren??t stupid. They knew that there would have to be witnesses to the ??virgin birth?, so they brought-in the ??wise? men to check out and verify this potentially great thing. So, the ??official? story is that they came AFTER the birth, is true ?? but they weren??t so ??wise?, as explained below.

So, cousin Elizabeth acts on the advice on inducing a premature birth. She has the baby early, which was fortunately a boy, wraps it up in oilcloth, and runs over to the barn where Mary is waiting. Joseph greases the baby up good by slathering it with pig manure, and, while Elizabeth pulls open Mary??s anus using both hands, Joseph proceeds to shove the newborn up Mary??s gaping anus headfirst. After they get the rest of the lad inside her, they run out to where the wise men are, and alert them that the big event is about to take place. The guys enter the barn, and Mary, completely naked, puts on a skirt, squats down with her dress coming down to the floor in front of herself, and shits out Elizabeth??s baby boy feet first onto a pile of hay. The infant is covered in feces and urine, but the witnesses couldn??t see past Mary??s skirt, and figured that she ??lost control? during her heroic delivery. A little while later, the religious leaders had Mary??s hymen inspected by doctors and midwives, and it was intact. There was also the absense of an umbilical cord. A miracle!

The rest is, as they say, history. When you start out with a lie, as all religions do, nothing good will result from it.

Have a good one today!
Breukelen advocaat Reviewed by Breukelen advocaat on . 'Twas the Night Before Solstice 'Twas the Night Before Solstice By: Bill O'Reilly for BillOReilly.com Thursday, Dec 08, 2005 Way back in 1822 Clement Clarke Moore wrote a poem called "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," which was first published in the New York Sentinel journal. Moore, the son of the New York Bishop who had presided at George Washington's inauguration, had no idea his verse would become world famous, beloved by people everywhere. But because there is mention of a certain "Saint Nicholas" in the poem Rating: 5