One time I spilled a ton of soda at a fancy itallian resturaunt. They wouldnt give me a free refill so I ordered another and dumped it all over the carpet. When I walked out I saw a woman and said:

"Uhm, excuse me, the waitress down there told me to tell you that their is a spill and to clean it up."

"She told you, to tell me that?"

"yes.."

"She told you? Im the manager!!"

"I dunno thats what she said"

so when the 'manager' left to go yell at the waitress lol. and i walked out the door with out paying. I've never gone back since...

the food was terrible