It's Cannabis.com.

Not Myspace.com. If I wanted to know you as a whole person, I'd be like, "Hey. Lemme see your face!" Or, I'd check out your stupid-ass myspace page.

Fuck myspace. Buncha' homos trying to convince each other that THEIR blog is the most important one. "OH, look at me! I don't like George Bush either!"

You know what I say to fucks like that? Nothing. Because they're already dead by the time I WOULD say something.

And furthermore, my avatar is NOT a Charmander. Charmanders are orange and yellow, whereas a Funkamander is clearly two badass shades of kickass green.

Now go clean up, you just shit yourself again.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . Faces as Avatars, it ain't right! Yeah. It's dumb as hell. Except, Baby Faced Abortion and Sensi, because they're nice to look at. But, like, that one guy. I don't remember his name. He's kinda fat. Definetly NOT worthy of face-avatar-ness. That pisses me off. It's like, "HEY! WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!" Well, maybe we might. But it's not right for him to assume that we do before we've even conversed. And you KNOW what it is! The dumb bastard just hopes some lady will be diggin' his shit and he'll be Rating: 5