Oh come on. Take off your conformity masks for an hour before you post in this thread. This isn't the high school locker room you can stop acting like 9th graders now. You aren't impressing anyone but yourselves, and the people who give you props for acting like an ass are mere manifestations of your ego that have been spread across the internet. Stop the pride.

Pussies are over-rated.

Dicks don't taste good to women.

No female likes to swallow cum except because it makes you happy.

Pussies sometimes have an odor to them. ((especially after running/dancing/humping))

Pussies look kind of weird.

Penises look goofy just sticking out of your body and have a dumb shape.

Testicles are ridiculous and hilarious.

These things are the facts of life which we all must accept. Unless your still fantacizing about being in the boys locker room whipping your naked boy-pals with wet towels and talking about how great pussy is. ((lawl i made ghey joke propz 2 meh))

Get over yourselves, and the image your trying to uphold by being pussymaster.

"Wait, adaisychain your gay too?" -board
"No. I'm just over the illusion that any pussy is perfect all the time and I'm realistic enough to notice that genitals are fucking goofy looking."