Quote Originally Posted by Trichome Creator
He said what he does'nt have in dick he can make up for in tounge.

A freind of mine was telling me about this girl he saw in a bar. She was piss drunk and screamed out "Alright who can give me nine inches and make it hurt!?!? My freind replied with "How bout I fuck you three times and punch you in the mouth?"
I was trying to be polite with the dude! Now you do bring up a point...if he doesn't want his dick in that stinky fuckin' hole then I guess I'll go the extra mile and pick up the slack on that one too! :thumbsup:

Can't understand how dudes can call a womans love machine "gross and dirty" but yet want to stick their meat up another guys ass.