Quote Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
Tell ya what buddy, send her my way. I'll lick her into a comma for ya and not even kiss her....won't even be like real sex! :thumbsup:
He said what he does'nt have in dick he can make up for in tounge.

A freind of mine was telling me about this girl he saw in a bar. She was piss drunk and screamed out "Alright who can give me nine inches and make it hurt!?!? My freind replied with "How bout I fuck you three times and punch you in the mouth?"