where my jedi at!!?? :D

[mightymarijuanabuds]

the grey side

officially you'd be known as a shadow jedi

[weirdo79]

I dont know....Shadow Jedi has a very nice ring to it , me likey .

I shall be a Shadow Jedi from now on , the best of both worlds! (or the worst depending on how you look at it ).

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

immortality, i do believe i mentioned something of it a few times... nah, i must not have been trying to get anyone to question it, try it, or help perfect it

[weirdo79]

Ill try it when you perfect it k? (seriously if anyone showed me a sure fire immortality "thing" hell id do it in a second damn skippy man!)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

weak, you'll use perfected immortality, but you wont help perfect it, you do not deserve to use the formula if you do not help create and fine tune it.


it is like the story about the chicken soup, the mother asks the whole household to help make the soup, but ends up getting only one or two people to help; the soup took too long to make, the helpers got small servings, and the rest starved. you do your fair share to help out, y'know?

and the first thing we can really do to get immortality is legalize marijuana.


then we can start a hemp commune, rely solely on cannabis for survival (and food, of course), and prove that cannabis provides the key to immortality, if not at least prolonging the human life expectancy by 200 years or so

[weirdo79]

eeek nope I'll stick to the fact that im an omnivore.....not a herbivore. You know canine teeth and all chemical digestion for both plant and animal material. .

Yuck use it for everything and anything ewwww hemp seed oil is wayyy too slippery for that sorry. .

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hahahah!


omnivore does not mean that we NEED to eat everything to be healthy, in fact the healthiest diet(s) exclude meat.

although they require many times the amount to be ingested (this is where pot helps) and appear to be unhealthy on the surface, but if you dig down just a little deeper, you'll see that hemp and tofu replace meat, and then some.

[weirdo79]

OMG....I can't believe you just claimed that.....a vegetarian diet is more healthy? Im a biology grad bud ok....Your stomach is not built just to digest plants and its not the healthiest diet. Ask ANY doctor ANY biologist or anyone in anyway knows anything about biology.....That was literally the most ignorant statement you've made so far (and lots of vegetarian's and vegan's do it daily as well , and if they do it in front of me I will call them on it as well, as I have in the past). Did a little deeper? I think you should look up vitamin complex's and chemical processes created during certain meats digestion....Sheesh I've heard it from vegan's but I honestly thought you'de be above even this kind of nonsense. I may disagree with you on other subjects but that my friend was one big huge bald faced lie......(your claim)

Im starting to think (but not confirmed yet) that your either incredibly young , incredibly naive or just playing with us........your complete lack of understanding on how the english language works or any science is mind boggling for anyone over the age of 10 thats not some fundie for some religion. (which im pretty sure your not ).

Here's an amusing tension breaker "look we've taught a lion to eat tofu" cough cough (lion)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

do you really? have you fully investigated the eeffects of cannabis on the stomach? and not just inhaled smoke, what about digesting large quantities of marijuana? do you have thorough and conclusive studies regarding that?


and forgive me for not having the same highschool experiance as y'all. lol

[mightymarijuanabuds]

as a medical professional i can say your both wrong.. or right.. however you wanna look at it

the body needs certain protiens and acids that are in meat... thats not to say that these can't be replaced by meat free substitutes.. plenty of people don't eat meat and are perfectly healthy, most of them however do not know how to properly balance a meat free diet and are not healthy

its true that cannabis seed is the most nutritionally complete natural food source, and it does contain many protiens and efa's that are crucial for a non meat diet.... and smoking it dramatically increases melatonin production, but it is hardly a key to immortality

so melatonin has been shown to fight cancer and extend lifespan... so what?? it is only effective when taken properly, that is just a little before bed... so smoking pot all day really doesn't provide many benefits from melatonin at all

and the sketchy at best research has shown it to increase lifespan by as much as 20%... thats not even remotely close to 200 years... i dont care how healthy you eat, its gonna take alot more than diet to have a long life, not to mention an unnaturally long one

Im starting to think (but not confirmed yet) that your either incredibly young , incredibly naive or just playing with us....

my vote goes for #1 and 3