Continuing the theme of pointless stories that will bring smiles to all that read:

So i blazed outside my house on the deck and came inside to make some dinner. It was a pasta/sauce type of night you know: quick, easy and fullfilling..hahaha..that can be taken in a dirty way. But anyways~! so i start boiling the water and its ready for the pasta so i go and empty the water into the strainer...why you ask? because i was stoned thats why foks. thats right i boiled water and then emptied it into a strainer wasting 10 minutes of my life but i couldn't stop laughing. so anyways i remake the water and put in the pasta cook it and strain it and eat it. i went to sleep smiling at my amazing skills in the kitchen. anyone else have fun cooking stories like that?