What do you call it?

[SporesDirect]

bearded clam.

now that shit is funny

[xNoa]

through all the hot rocks ive experienced from shitty hash(the best hash i had never hot rocked at all) i have NEVER had one go down my throat like u idiots are talking about that must be some painful shit

[jahjahjahjah]

AH ITS JUT WHEN wEED GETS SUCKED IN YOUR MOUTH FROM A BOWL.oops the caps lock was on.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Furthest a hot rock has ever got into me, is onto my tongue, but it's only happened like twice.
You must be sucking in like fuck to get one to bypass your tongue and get into your throat, ouch.

[BlackLabelXmas]

I just say "Damn man it pooped on me" and that seems to work well.