A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
'So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?' 'Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.'
'That's very interesting,' replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.
'So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?'
'Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.'
'That's very interesting,' replies the researcher. 'That's how they do it in Cornwall too.' And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Wales.
'So, Welsh farmer, how do you shag your sheep?'
'Well, I do it lying up aginst a wall.'
'Against a wall?' replies the researcher. 'Don't you put their legs down your wellies like everyone else?'
'What?' says the farmer. 'And miss out on all the kissing?!'