-Traditionally, the third Sunday in June is Motherfucker's Day, although it is called Father's Day by Hallmark."

-"Before the discovery of Marijuana's electro-psychotic properties, it was used as a punative instrument in primitive criminal justice proceedings. Defendents convicted of crimes ranging from murder to illegal file sharing suffered having rocks of Marijuana thrown at them until they died from the wounds. This was known as "getting stoned."

Those really cracked me up, the site's pretty funny