Try not listening to Christmas music. I haven't heard a song, yet, though I've had a few stuck in my head somehow.

Don't watch TV, if you don't like the commercials. I can't stand commercials. I don't understand what a person is thinking when they gaze intently at a commercial.

I need more coffee. It's amazing how they make coffee. Actually, I made it this morning, so I guess I'm amazing.

It's like squeezing juice out of a telephone poll.