Quote Originally Posted by Funkamander
Whoever made that up is a dumbfuck.

The Cold War's over. Russia's nothing but a broken shell of a country, that can barely keep it's mafia from taking over the whole damn place. I'm pretty sure nuclear war is the last thing on their mind.


*NUKES LAND RIGHT OUTSIDE WINDOW*


OH FUCK ME!
why does everyone say that? who knows what the russians have been up to all these years. i think the most dangerous enemy is the one you dont hear nothing about. a good sayin to go with this would be..."the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing people he didnt exist"

Quote Originally Posted by laterus
I tore up my selective service "SIGN THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE SENDIN' THE COPS" warning yesterday with my pair of small scissors. It was fun.
did you know when you go to the dmv to get any type of id, they enter your name in the draft. i read this then it was confirmed when i told a friend about this and he told me he received a selective service letter or whatever it was after going to the dmv for an id. sneaky bastards.
king kong bong Reviewed by king kong bong on . what would you do? this is supposedly supposed to happen this month. 26. In December Russia will "accidentally" nuke 4 American cities, Lexington, KY, Richmond, VA, Columbia, SC and just north of New York City. The U.S. Counter attacks and hits three Russian cities. what would you do? Rating: 5