Twisted Christmas Carols

[bonsaiguy]

I heard this one on XM today...I laughed so hard I nearly lopped the tops off of a $300 bonsai tree....sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
Still hunting for a link to an audio file.

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

bonsaiguy Reviewed by bonsaiguy on 12-07-2005. Twisted Christmas Carols I heard this one on XM today...I laughed so hard I nearly lopped the tops off of a $300 bonsai tree....sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland. Still hunting for a link to an audio file. Lacy things, the wife is missin' Didn't ask, her permission I'm wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear In the store, there's a teddy Rating: 5

[FunkyMonkey]

That is my favorite carol hehe. I was trying to remember all the words today. Thanks for saving me the trouble

[bonsaiguy]

you're very welcome