advice for beginners?

[CocaCola]

Meth heads are fun though! "So I heard that police have tracking devices so small they can be fitted into anything now"

"WHAT!!1 *Grabs collar* Tell me where it is!1 *Reaches into the back of the car and pulls out a skateboard* Is it in here!? *Removes the wheels* Fucking damn cops always trying to track me!!"

*Looks and realizes that he's all by himself*

[heavymetal101]

MIGGOL, I'll take your advice LOL :thumbsup: ha This one dude I use to know was at my house and was cluckin. well he kept screamin that the people behind my washer machine were going to bust him and he atually tried to get back there and then he triend to get into my washer. lol thats one of my more amuzing meth tales. I have some fuckin fucked up shit.

[ScarlettCrush]

if you want to know smoking ettiquitte how to make homemade pipes and bongs, what to expect in a session, how to join a circle ect. then hit up
www.smokingwithstyle.com

[FunkyMonkey]

Yeah, that as well. ^^

Don't worry about what you're doing wrong and come on a message board to ask about it. Just figure things out yourself, you're not dumb.

I would recommend the exact opposite and encourage you to ask questions you have, especially when it comes to consuming shit without knowlege and experience, thats dangerous man.
This board is a unique environment in that we have such a diverse group of people of all ages, sexes, walks of life, experience,lifestyle .
So, young people are 'hanging out' with people their parents and grandparents age.
We get to have some priceless insight into the mentality of todays teens and have a chance to connect on a level not availlable in public, in person, in day to day life. Us folks with kids get an opportunity to hang out and talk candid with our kids friends, so to speak.
We get to look into your world, and at the same time you get to look into ours. We get to pass on our experience, what life has tought us and how we got our bumps and scars and our smiles.
We can only hope that when our kids are into the shit you guys are then we can have this same openness with them. If not, I know someone here will. Shit, when my youngest is of age of experimentation you younger guys could be the ones passing shit on to them.
I fuckin love it here for those reasons.
So ask on man. There are countless people with a wide array of answers based on their real experiences, good and bad.
Peace.

[CocaCola]

Questions about how to fucking smoke are not needed, please... anything else, of course you come here. It's what we are here for... to help. But there isn't to much to leearn about smoking your first time. You can be set up with a "smoking ettiquitte" guide and then you figure all the other stuff out yourself for the first time. It's not like anything bad can happen... I'm sick of seeing ooo how do I roll? You get papers and weed... and you try and wrap it up into a stick. It's not that fucking difficult to try yourself without asking for help. Asking how to make a bong or a pipe, that is completely different. Anything you do wrong, it can't be that fucking bad... so you learn from your mistakes insted of having someone from this site baby you.

[dark0ne]

ok heres an easy way to roll a joint.
1. brake up your bud, no sticks, no seeds, don't powderize it but brake the bud down.
2. 1st time i would go with easywider 1 1/2 big papers. take out one paper, look at it, notice the shiny strip that is the top of the paper.
3. fold from the bottom alittle less then half way, so that shiny strip is hanging out at the top (facing you).
4. fold the corners in on both sides a making a little boat. that shiny strip still at the top.
5. put in the bud, spread it out in the little boat evenly.
6. place it on a flat surface. roll from the bottom up, when you get to the top, lick that strip, make sure it sticks tight.

optional dollar bill trick
ok so you got your J, but it's loose. take out a bill, fold it it half, put the J in the middle, pinch the bill close and roll the bill between your thumbs and forefingers. the J will tighen up.

bite off an end, spark and enjoy.

Ps. i like helping people out, don't like it. FUCK OFF

[buddymyfriend]

hey guys, im a noob, and was just wondering if i could get any pointers, ya know, on the basic crap and whatever, like how much a joint should cost, how to roll, bong and whatever you can think of.

*I'd advised not to buy online or mail
*When buying in person exchange herb and money at the same time
* If someone smokes you up be sure to some them up
*Always have plenty of rizla!

Peace

Buddy

[CocaCola]

Ps. i like helping people out, don't like it. FUCK OFF

I think he wants you to teach him how to pee, too...

[xNoa]

hey guys, im a noob, and was just wondering if i could get any pointers, ya know, on the basic crap and whatever, like how much a joint should cost, how to roll, bong and whatever you can think of.

i dont know anyone stupid enough to buy joints..
theres not much really that you wont learn your self.. buy some skunk off some mates and roll it up, with some tobacco is easier and i personally prefer smoking with it, and also u can practice rolling without losing any weed
price varys greatly from area to area and who u know etc.. best bet is hanging around with whoever else u know thats a stoner and get weed off them..

[CocaCola]

Some people I know refer to a "joint" as not literally a joint but enough weed for a joint. Perhaps that is what he meant?