I'm not saying I'm the craziest, but I am pretty crazy. back in Highschool when I was a sophomore, we had a scrimmage in wrestling against some other school, and I was 125

I got injured and the coach put me against the 119 lbers, and i got partnered up with a girl, she pissed me off by saying "we could just drill and practice pinning each other" and played pretty, so i made her tap and groan , beg and cry with a legal highschool move called body scissors... whatever

that was the only time in my life i battled a girl. One time, i was in a line in some fast food place and i accidently pushed my groin area into the guy infront of me... cuz the guy or gal behind me pushed me or something

he said, "look", i aint got no manly feelings for you, and i said what the fuck you fucking faggot, why you talking about manly feelings, you must be a homosexual, and he pushed me, he was a big guy of 200 maybe 250 and i was only 145 lbs, but I hit a right cross straight to the eye. His head went down, then he looked up. I got mad, so i hooked him, then kneed him in the thigh to give him the juggie and knocked him out with an elbow, then i left the store, and ran for it... haha, i was so afraid cops would come, then i thought it's a pretty ghetto neighborhood anyway, so i bet ppl are getting killed and they would be busy