asking a woman out the right way

[sharpezor]

wow thanks hank, you're amazing. thats totaly true.

[Funkamander]

Just remember. We DO have the physical advantage. If she gets too far outta line...

[emg]

but what if it's instant attraction and you fuck like rabbits?? do i skip all the stuff you said ganjasaurausex?? please let me know

[sharpezor]

emg, there is a 300% chance shes a slut, whore and/or tranny.

Just remember. We DO have the physical advantage. If she gets too far outta line...

LOL

[emg]

[QUOTE=sharpezor]emg, there is a 300% chance shes a slut, whore or tranny.

LOL, true...i'm just sayin

[Chondo]

:dance:

[sharpezor]

seriously though, the only time i would even consider hitting a woman is if she wanted me to

OR

shes comming at me with a knife or something of the such.

[emg]

or if the bitch is a mammoth...if she's bigger than me and she's coming, i'm gonna attack

[ScarlettCrush]

this does not take into consideration the individuality and personality of any particular woman. This advice would not work on me at all. If you act disinterested, I will assume you are disinterested. If I don't get presents I assume you do not value me or think about me when I am gone from you. If I don't get compliments I assume it is because you don't find anything about me you admire. If all I get is vaguaries about when we are going to hang out, see one another again or when you will call I assume you don't want to make a commitment to even call me at a certain time and would definately not want a relationship commitment.
You should say no and stand up for yourself but you should do it about something that is real, and not make something up in the beginning just to show your muscle off.

In return, I compliment heavily, I buy presents for my man, I'm very specific about what I want and when I will call you, I keep every promise I make unless I am dying or sick, I will let you say no and be ornery all you want and not say a word to you because I'm too polite, but in my mind I'm calling you a jackass.

In short, I don't play fucking games and I damn sure don't like them played out on me.
If your chick is smart, don't try this tactic because you will piss her off mightily.

oh yeah, and the womanese translations where total cliche bullshit, putting those first really helped me to see how misogynistic this post was.

[Ganj]

so much information! i gotta take some notes. thanks for the advice.