i'm not going to rip on you, but would you like to see some fantastic pictures of my son? he's so cute and while i adore him to no end, he was a surprise I recieved after I decided I did not need to be protected. Besides, condoms can be so much fun. They come in colors, they're flavored, and when you buy them, you're letting the little old lady at the drug store know you're getting some.