best job ever

[koshea]

i just got a job at the best place in the world, its a hardware store, everyone who works there goes to my highschol, EVERYONE goes in stoned or coked up every day, the pay is $7.50 an hr, plus commission on warrentys we sell, NO DRUG TESTS, good hours, and free parts to make pipes and such out of, cool friends, and smoke breaks with the boss...how badass my friends? anyone else have a badasss job?

koshea Reviewed by koshea on 12-06-2005. best job ever i just got a job at the best place in the world, its a hardware store, everyone who works there goes to my highschol, EVERYONE goes in stoned or coked up every day, the pay is $7.50 an hr, plus commission on warrentys we sell, NO DRUG TESTS, good hours, and free parts to make pipes and such out of, cool friends, and smoke breaks with the boss...how badass my friends? anyone else have a badasss job? Rating: 5

[420kidder]

Congrats on your new job. I'm unemployed right now, but I personally wouldn't care for that job, but that's because it sounds like a beginner job and I'm 25 now so I always look for something with an annual salary, etc. But that's awesome that you like it a lot, I think it'll be what you make out of it.

But since I thought you were going to ask what my favorite job was, let me tell ya. I have had about 10 jobs or so from the time I was 15, but my all time favorite job was either working on F16s in the Air Force, or (funny enough) working for Dominos. When I worked for Dominos I was able to smoke in my car, and drive around and get tips and it always seemed like I was pouring cash into the ATM machine instead of the other way around.

I am unemployed right now, for almost 6 months now, and I am actually supposed to find out whether or not I will be hired for a $45,000/year job where they give you a car, pda, cellphone, and notebook computer to go around fixing things like ATM's, cash registers, etc. I think this job will be perfect for me, but they said that you have to have good credit and take a drug test. I have been smoking, so I'll probably use my 'lotsa water method' to pass but my credit is probably too poor for them.

[flamingskullballs]

that is quite cool

[WeBB15]

What hardware store is it?

[bonsaiguy]

Congrats on your new job.

I am unemployed right now, for almost 6 months now, and I am actually supposed to find out whether or not I will be hired for a $45,000/year job where they give you a car, pda, cellphone, and notebook computer to go around fixing things like ATM's, cash registers, etc. I think this job will be perfect for me, but they said that you have to have good credit and take a drug test. I have been smoking, so I'll probably use my 'lotsa water method' to pass but my credit is probably too poor for them.

Anyone know what the fuck is up with companies checking on your credit rating like it's any of their business? This is a fairly new thing and I for one think it is totally fucked. Just because you have credit problems doesn't mean you are a poor worker. Poor money manager yes, poor worker no. And what of those whose credit has been damaged by ID theft or catastrophic illness. I really hate HR people.

[passit420]

koshea, i loke your sig, did u make that up urself?

[SensiRide]

Willy Wonka had the best job ever! :stoned:

[koshea]

lol willy wonka had far from the best job, surrounded by german fat people clogging pipes, stinky midgets singing off key, and some poor kid in a factory all day......any ways, its called harbor feight tools, and yes i made up my sig