it sounds worse than it is.you can actually put lots of dope in your ass.try at home with a condom[lubricated].it will work.if you really want to bring it back thats a safe method.or how about mailing it to your house from jamaica under a different name.i would consider keystering though.your booty is the best stash spot.just think some homies in prison carry knives in theirs ass.big knives.