once at a mates house i was sitting in my mates room..felt really sick. ignored it..felt it building up..got up. started to run towards the backdoor....too late, all over the rug. the stain still remains.

at the xmas carols in the city park a few years ago. was drunk with mates. had sparkles. lit em.. was aiming wt the ducks in the pond. missed and it went in the tree. im so lucky it went out otherwise, into the paddy wagon with me!

at my mates house, outside is a cement wall. me and another drunk mate. decided to to some crazy shit, n run full speed into the cement wall. he did it first, slammed into the left side off the wall hes ok.. i ran fast as i could. slammed into the cement wall on the right hand side..to my suprise there were about 5 2inch thick ass bolds pokin out randomly. if i didnt have 4 layers of clothing on it would of penetrated my arm for sure. still left a deep ass bruse. and yes it did fuckin hurt!


they r only a few moments i wont forget bein drunk. now i laugh when i think of em
StOneD.aS.FuK Reviewed by StOneD.aS.FuK on . Stupid embarrassing things done wile drunk im not a very good social drunk because i act like a f'ing retard. including drinking water and deliberately let it all drip down my shirt. i mean a lot of water. making the dumbest conversation ever pissing on my friends floor (missed the toilet lol) saying "i want to meet you" to a LOT of chicks on a meet up site (hotornot.com). i went back and i was horrified at some of my choices. Rating: 5