Ah yes drunken stories, good times. Well one time at my friends house and we get there and my one friend goes to the fridge and takes out 1/4 a bottle of blockhouse vodka. I had a really stressful day so I decided to drink that bottle in about 10 minutes, now Iā??m shot. So me and my friend start playing beer pong and long behold 9 games later we are still winning)(despite my efforts to lose, the ball wanted to be in that cup) so after this I go outside, and proceed to throw up and then fall and hit my head on a flower pot. Get picked up by my friendā??s mother, extremely embarrassing I must say, and she gives me water and bread, this happened about 7 months ago, and I still can't live it down.

Probably the worst though Iā??ve ever been though had to be a time at the beach with so many people. My friend and me decided it was a good idea to get a bottle of Jaeger the big!! Bottle. Good times, so we start at 10 am and by the time 12 rolls around Iā??ve already drank half the bottle. I'm done. So during my drunken times, from my memory and video clips on my best friends phone, this is what I think happened. I'm now drunk, I look around and by god there's a blunt being rolled by my friends, I look at them... they look at meā?¦ they nod, I smile and I sit down next to them. 30 minutes or so later I start a rant about the Middle East, about the nazi's, and my view of the world. And at some point there was a football game going, at which point I tried and failed to chase and tackle someone. Now for the whole day it had been overcast and a tad chili. Then the sun came out, I threw up, then passed out. Woke up and thought I was in a desert, called for water, no water... duh. Then I proceeded to think I was in a trench in WWII and started talking about taking out my "B.A.R" rifle. So we all leave, my friends go to a little outdoor restaurant and left me in the back seat with the window open, and had the hostess come look at me and ask if I was ok??

Yes Yes good times.

but most of the time, i'm not so messed up.


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