Stupid embarrassing things done wile drunk

[Lit Up]

i actually have woke up in someones house without knowing how i got there, later to find out me and my buddy walk like 5 blocks uptown and then i just dissappered....weird aint it. why just this last friday i decided to relieve myslef on my buddys back pack, he said he walked up the stairs and was getting splattered in the face...ha, i love college.......

[Ecto24]

Ah yes drunken stories, good times. Well one time at my friends house and we get there and my one friend goes to the fridge and takes out 1/4 a bottle of blockhouse vodka. I had a really stressful day so I decided to drink that bottle in about 10 minutes, now Iâ??m shot. So me and my friend start playing beer pong and long behold 9 games later we are still winning)(despite my efforts to lose, the ball wanted to be in that cup) so after this I go outside, and proceed to throw up and then fall and hit my head on a flower pot. Get picked up by my friendâ??s mother, extremely embarrassing I must say, and she gives me water and bread, this happened about 7 months ago, and I still can't live it down.

Probably the worst though Iâ??ve ever been though had to be a time at the beach with so many people. My friend and me decided it was a good idea to get a bottle of Jaeger the big!! Bottle. Good times, so we start at 10 am and by the time 12 rolls around Iâ??ve already drank half the bottle. I'm done. So during my drunken times, from my memory and video clips on my best friends phone, this is what I think happened. I'm now drunk, I look around and by god there's a blunt being rolled by my friends, I look at them... they look at meâ?¦ they nod, I smile and I sit down next to them. 30 minutes or so later I start a rant about the Middle East, about the nazi's, and my view of the world. And at some point there was a football game going, at which point I tried and failed to chase and tackle someone. Now for the whole day it had been overcast and a tad chili. Then the sun came out, I threw up, then passed out. Woke up and thought I was in a desert, called for water, no water... duh. Then I proceeded to think I was in a trench in WWII and started talking about taking out my "B.A.R" rifle. So we all leave, my friends go to a little outdoor restaurant and left me in the back seat with the window open, and had the hostess come look at me and ask if I was ok??

Yes Yes good times.

but most of the time, i'm not so messed up.


fin

[RedRainDrop]

i got drunk at my best friends sister's party, and drank a mickey of canadian club, and i was randomly walking around talking to random people, i looked like a fool. I didnt feel like a fool though, i felt like a suave, outgoing guy. Things i wanted to say didnt come out right, and i ended up getting sacked numerous times. My friends sister was embarassed as hell, and it took her awhile to even talk to me again. Then i was gonna walk home at the end of the party and his mom came home and demanded that she HAD to drive me home, then complained the next day saying "i had to drive your drunken ass home, andi didnt want to" i told her i wanted to walk home so that i could walk it off. but she said i didnt say anything like that "i specifically remebering saying this" It was a fun night.

[MullManiac]

I've done plenty of dumb stuff, first that comes to mind was running round a football oval in just boxers at midnight, man was that cold!!

I've also lost no less then 4 belts at peoples houses when drunk .

[kid rediculous]

Ah yes drunken stories, good times. Well one time at my friends house and we get there and my one friend goes to the fridge and takes out 1/4 a bottle of blockhouse vodka. I had a really stressful day so I decided to drink that bottle in about 10 minutes, now Iâ??m shot. So me and my friend start playing beer pong and long behold 9 games later we are still winning)(despite my efforts to lose, the ball wanted to be in that cup) so after this I go outside, and proceed to throw up and then fall and hit my head on a flower pot. Get picked up by my friendâ??s mother, extremely embarrassing I must say, and she gives me water and bread, this happened about 7 months ago, and I still can't live it down.

Probably the worst though Iâ??ve ever been though had to be a time at the beach with so many people. My friend and me decided it was a good idea to get a bottle of Jaeger the big!! Bottle. Good times, so we start at 10 am and by the time 12 rolls around Iâ??ve already drank half the bottle. I'm done. So during my drunken times, from my memory and video clips on my best friends phone, this is what I think happened. I'm now drunk, I look around and by god there's a blunt being rolled by my friends, I look at them... they look at meâ?¦ they nod, I smile and I sit down next to them. 30 minutes or so later I start a rant about the Middle East, about the nazi's, and my view of the world. And at some point there was a football game going, at which point I tried and failed to chase and tackle someone. Now for the whole day it had been overcast and a tad chili. Then the sun came out, I threw up, then passed out. Woke up and thought I was in a desert, called for water, no water... duh. Then I proceeded to think I was in a trench in WWII and started talking about taking out my "B.A.R" rifle. So we all leave, my friends go to a little outdoor restaurant and left me in the back seat with the window open, and had the hostess come look at me and ask if I was ok??

Yes Yes good times.

but most of the time, i'm not so messed up.


fin

haha i was there for both of those momentus occasions and we are still the beer pong champs at the festinger household... you should never drink a 1/4 bottle of black haus ever again... and you know better than to trust me when it comes to getting fucked up lol

pong fo' life niggaaaaaaaaa

[ADaisyChain]

Only been drunk twice, usually when i drink I go for strong buzz, im a fucking sloppy drunk.

only dumb things i've done drunk are
a. continually try to shove my hand down the girl who i was dancing with's pants.. causing her to stop dancing with me after the third try.. ((embarasinng.))
and
b. vomit all over my friends tent and fell asleep in it.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

once at a mates house i was sitting in my mates room..felt really sick. ignored it..felt it building up..got up. started to run towards the backdoor....too late, all over the rug. the stain still remains.

at the xmas carols in the city park a few years ago. was drunk with mates. had sparkles. lit em.. was aiming wt the ducks in the pond. missed and it went in the tree. im so lucky it went out otherwise, into the paddy wagon with me!

at my mates house, outside is a cement wall. me and another drunk mate. decided to to some crazy shit, n run full speed into the cement wall. he did it first, slammed into the left side off the wall hes ok.. i ran fast as i could. slammed into the cement wall on the right hand side..to my suprise there were about 5 2inch thick ass bolds pokin out randomly. if i didnt have 4 layers of clothing on it would of penetrated my arm for sure. still left a deep ass bruse. and yes it did fuckin hurt!


they r only a few moments i wont forget bein drunk. now i laugh when i think of em

[RatedR]

Well one night I was on some Aristocrat 100 Proof Vodka, so I drank half the bottle and then just absoloutley fucked up. I don't know why I don't remember anything, i've drank more than that on more than one occasion, still in control. But, I woke up with my eyebrow shaved, and writing all over me.

[Vaughn Bardot]

I was on a week long cruise, met some really chill ppl, anyway I got the drunkest I've ever been in my life. I don't remember anything, but apparently I ran around knocking on peoples doors in my undies.
Oh, and I tried to jump off the ship.

[bobby]

me and my two mates bought a blow up rubber boat each for the beach.then we drunk a bottle of vodka mixed with energy drink each. we decided to go and float down the river, but when we got thier we discovered we didnt bring the pump and one valve. so we headed back.we stopped to rest by a busy road and woke up hours later, thier was vodka bottles, other bottles, boats and oars all over the ground