Stupid embarrassing things done wile drunk

[sharpezor]

im not a very good social drunk because i act like a f'ing retard.

including drinking water and deliberately let it all drip down my shirt. i mean a lot of water.

making the dumbest conversation ever

pissing on my friends floor (missed the toilet lol)

saying "i want to meet you" to a LOT of chicks on a meet up site (hotornot.com). i went back and i was horrified at some of my choices.

share your stories.

sharpezor Reviewed by sharpezor on 12-05-2005. Stupid embarrassing things done wile drunk im not a very good social drunk because i act like a f'ing retard. including drinking water and deliberately let it all drip down my shirt. i mean a lot of water. making the dumbest conversation ever pissing on my friends floor (missed the toilet lol) saying "i want to meet you" to a LOT of chicks on a meet up site (hotornot.com). i went back and i was horrified at some of my choices. Rating: 5

[hempman666]

wen i was in boston my dads girlfrend had sum peach snaupz ok im only 13 so it doesnt take a lot for me cuz im not a drinker so my dads girlfrend leaves to go to the bathroom with my sis and my dad is rly cool sumtimes so hes like chug that glass it was full she didnt even hav a sip outta it so i chug it and bout 30 mins later we leave and were walkin on the streets then this black guy bumps into me im lie y the fuk u do that u low life asshole hes like who watch laanguage i punched him in the face then he tried to go 4 me but my dad beet the shit outta him it was great

[Cleveland]

I used to be in the US Air Force and one time when i came back from a combat mission in Africa i got so tore up. I wasn't allowed to drink for 6 months. Needless to say, a case of budweiser and almost an entire bottle of absolut entered my liver and enabled me to sleep an entire night under a tree on my base in England. The next day girls were calling me, apperently i asked out a few girls, i don't remember

[friendowl]

once when i got drunk at a party i fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my feet.i remember taking a step down and then rollin and tumblin and then i was standin on the bottom floor.the people who seen said that was coolest thing ever.most embarrasing would be when i was at a party and i was fuckin this chick who wasnt hot and my friends were watching me.i didnt know they were in the closet.

[wooderson6603]

most embarrassing thing i've done while drunk? Hmmm i would have to say: Fat chicks...lots and lots of Fat chicks.

[fikusroot]

how about waking up in a house id never been in, walking downstairs with just my boxers on and realizing that there was a whole family having breakfast down there?

[tupac2930]

wen i was in boston my dads girlfrend had sum peach snaupz ok im only 13 so it doesnt take a lot for me cuz im not a drinker so my dads girlfrend leaves to go to the bathroom with my sis and my dad is rly cool sumtimes so hes like chug that glass it was full she didnt even hav a sip outta it so i chug it and bout 30 mins later we leave and were walkin on the streets then this black guy bumps into me im lie y the fuk u do that u low life asshole hes like who watch laanguage i punched him in the face then he tried to go 4 me but my dad beet the shit outta him it was great

thats bullshit and y the fuck are theyre so many little kids on this site?

[straight]

how about waking up in a house id never been in, walking downstairs with just my boxers on and realizing that there was a whole family having breakfast down there?

Oh lord, what happened? i would of shit my self.

[BluntArtist]

Somehow this happened...

[Aristotle]

The last time I drank was with one of my good friends. Me and him were drinking at some swim club and we thought it would be a great idea to get some weed and go back to my house!!! The parents were at a pre-season game, and, having 9 beers and two shots on an empty stomach, I was not very sharp mentally wise. My friend made a water bong out of an empty water jug and a highlighter. I passed out on my couch but my friend woke me up to smoke. After I smoked I immediately threw up(this is where I learned that I cannot mix the two).

My parents left at the beginning of the third quarter. My friend was wasted, I passed out on the couch once more.. and when my friend told me my parents were home I rushed up stairs to put my puke-stricken clothes under my bed. My parents found them about 5 minutes later with adderall pills in the pockets. I was completely out of it, my parents found the bong, pills, and beer in my back seat.

The last time I will ever get drunk in high school.