first time I smoked a lot it was a crazy indica...in the course of two hours or so we smoked two bowls, one joint, and took 3 hits from a grav bong..


The grav bong was the last thing we smoked out of..after that i sat on a couch with the people I was with and literally couldn't get up. I couldn't form sentences and felt like i had shit my pants, lol. I remember devouring an egg roll in literally one minute without any need to drink. I thought to myself for ten minutes how i should go about asking my friend for a bag of potato chips. I was literally thinking of what would be the best way to go about asking him. For some reason i thought a bag of potato chips were called "sneakies". Don't ask me why i thought this, i have no idea haha. After like 10 minutes or so I just figured i should say, "hey man can i have a bag of chips?" I figured it was simple and the most chill way so that is how i said it. I wasn't sure if sneakies was some slang term (lol) for potato chips or just didn't exsist at all so i didn't risk asking it that way.


The first time I smoked a sativa it was haze. I was still a really novice smoker at this point. After smoking two bowls or so i literally could not control my bodily functions. I was with my two friends and they thought i was a mad scientist. I found everything absolutley hilarious and would find myself running around in circles and swining my arms about for no apparent reason at all. We were smoking outside and when we came inside into my friends kitchen, my friend mike put a pot on my head and went, "Hey greg look, your a pothead!" We all burst out in laughter. The rest of the night consisted of me entertaining my friends with my varying uncontrollable body movements and muterring of completley random sentences that didn't seem to make much sense..


haha good times