Scissors, knives and screwdrivers are not weapons anymore.

[PaulCT7]

Didnt say anything about flamethrowers either, FLAME ON BIATCHES

[Ganj]

This is a snippet from a news release today regarding new regulations coming into effect to allow some previously banned items as carry on on US airlines:

The U.S. Transportation Security Administration will change the list of items passengers are allowed to carry into airplane cabins as of Dec. 22. Following is a partial list of items that will and will not be allowed:


Permitted:

-Scissors with blades four inches (10 centimetres) long or less (New)

-Screwdrivers less than seven inches (18 centimetres) long (New)

-Tools less than 18 centimetres long, including wrenches and pliers (New)

-Knitting needles

-Toy weapons (if not realistic replicas)

-Tweezers

-Nail clippers

-Round-bladed knives and plastic cutlery

-Up to four books of safety matches


Prohibited:

-Box cutters

-Knives

-Tools with cutting edges

-Tools longer than 18 centimetres

-Lighters

-Bludgeons

-Crowbars

-Hammers

-Saws

-Ice picks

-Throwing stars

-Bows and arrows

-Guns



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i swear to God, if someone tried to attack me with a saw, i'd bitch slap the hell out of 'em WITH THE SAW. then i'd saw off their leg and beat them to death with it.

[passit420]

how can they say ice picks and not comething else like cricket bats or javelins. also could you bring a guitar case filled with guns?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hell the gitaur case alone is a weapon in it's own right, and i guess i cannot board a plane, seeing as my body is easily usable as a weapon!

[passit420]

do teeth count? i could bite the pilots ears off mike tyson style.

[FunkyMonkey]

i swear to God, if someone tried to attack me with a saw, i'd bitch slap the hell out of 'em WITH THE SAW. then i'd saw off their leg and beat them to death with it.

haha can you imagine some guy trying to hijack with a saw lol. Everyone would just keep watching the movie without taking them seriously.

"Take me to cuba or Ill cut you good..if you hold really still for me please, this is going to take a while. But when Im done youll know I mean business!"



( Javelin LOL!)
"Back up I need some space to throw this thing but when I do....ooooh watch out!"

[passit420]

why dont they just say, "if we dont like the way it looks, or if it looks sharp, we take it from you and you go to jail."

[Ganj]

haha can you imagine some guy trying to hijack with a saw lol. Everyone would just keep watching the movie without taking them seriously.

"Take me to cuba or Ill cut you good..if you hold really still for me please, this is going to take a while. But when Im done youll know I mean business!"



( Javelin LOL!)
"Back up I need some space to throw this thing but when I do....ooooh watch out!"

they could be a master of saw-handling. if your an eighth degree black belt trained in the ways of the saw, you could probably do some damage.

[passit420]

they could be a master of saw-handling. if your an eighth degree black belt trained in the ways of the saw, you could probably do some damage.

little did they know. *jumps out of chair, pulls saw out of sleeve, chops head off of dummy replica of Ganj*

[FunkyMonkey]

"trained in the ways of the saw" hehehe

Why am I picturing that 'retarded' kid that made the star wars vid? lol.
( y'all know the one Im talking about)