Quote Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
That's always an option...

"Dude, every time I smoke crack my face itches so much I start scratching through my skin!!!*scratches*"

Well then, dumbass, DONT SMOKE IT!
Oh my GOD that made me laugh so damn much I almost choked on a Skittle. You hilarious asshole.
Hempamasta Reviewed by Hempamasta on . Bodyguard. wouldnt it be cool to have a body guard that keept you from getting intto trouble when your drunk. like when im drunk if my freind just glances at me or dont agree with something i say i try to fight them or pull out a knife on them and say " ill kill you i aint even playing look at me again bitch!" i just wish someone was there to be like dude shut up and sit down drunk ass and grab me and sit me down. itd be cool. Rating: 5