Holy shit! If you act like that when you get drunk then don't get drunk in the first place. I'd probably act like that if I had rabies, so I'm not going to go out into the woods and try and get a rabid bear to bite me. It just seems pretty obvious to me but oh well.

Also you threaten to kill your friends while drunk but your sig is a quote on non-violence by Mohandas Ghandi? Seems kind of like a confusing mix but alright.