scientology

[beachguy in thongs]

hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

I have never put lotion or baby powder on my nuts.

I'm gonna jump to step 5 and repeat up to Step 7.

Then I'm opening up the Seven Sacred Texts of Three-Sheets Forum Jumping.