Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.
BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!!!

book 1: immaculate conversions
book 2: indifferent thoughts
book 3: azure forests of collective decisions
book 4: coming upon a hope
book 5: the 12 steps
book 6: forgiveness
book 7: sanity

read them, and you shall be healed of the scratching of the balls...and forever at peace with yourself

but follow them...and you shall be with the gods