scientology

[beachguy in thongs]

What's with the volcanos, soul collectors, and aliens? That's what I want to know.

It's Titan. An Earth-like moon of Saturn with shorelines, lakes, and mountains that has the conditions for life, though extreme.

i still think my ball-itching ceremony should be religious...

The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.

[flamingskullballs]

The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.

BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!!!

book 1: immaculate conversions
book 2: indifferent thoughts
book 3: azure forests of collective decisions
book 4: coming upon a hope
book 5: the 12 steps
book 6: forgiveness
book 7: sanity

read them, and you shall be healed of the scratching of the balls...and forever at peace with yourself

but follow them...and you shall be with the gods

[beachguy in thongs]

12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?

[flamingskullballs]

12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?

hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

[bonsaiguy]

the south park on scientology was pretty funny

It was damned funny. So was the one about Cartman hunting for hippies.
At least I think it was Cartman.

[Stedric]

I loved the South Park with Scientology.

Why anyone would take a religion started by a man who lived on a boat with little boys seriously is beyond me.

[Lulu]

"If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion" L.Ron Hubbard

nuff said ~lol~

[Blowboy]

too bad all those scientologists didn't read that quote before they joined

[king kong bong]

the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.

[beachguy in thongs]

hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

I have never put lotion or baby powder on my nuts.

I'm gonna jump to step 5 and repeat up to Step 7.

Then I'm opening up the Seven Sacred Texts of Three-Sheets Forum Jumping.