no your best bet is going to be card stock computer paper, be sure to rub vigorously, if your ass doesnt start bleeding from paper cuts then you're doing something wrong.
daZenfmeister Reviewed by daZenfmeister on . oh no!!! urgent!!! dude....ok, so i gotta go poopy...and i dont have any toilet paper....what should i do??? use a magazine??? ask the neighbors for some toilet paper??? what should i do man!!! Rating: 5