damn police officers

[flamingskullballs]

ok...so last night i was gunna have a drink, so me and these two females get some blackberry brandy from their grandma...we sit in their basement drinking it, they are both drunk, so i finish off the last of it...having drank the amount i did, i was somewhat drunk...and then, being my alcoholic tendencies, i go to this other persons house, and the mother there buys me a liter of morgan spiced rum, and them a case and some 40s...i drink about all of the liter, and have a couple beers, so by now im vomiting...i fell in the snow, and was instantly lost in it...so a few minutes later a buddy of mine comes out and picks me up, laughing his ass off...i sit there for a while, and the mother starts calling me jim morrison...i walk home, which is only about a block, and sit at home trying to watch telivision...my mother comes home, and im totally out of it (almost fell asleep with my head resting nicely on the toilet bowl)...and she thinks im on robotussin, which i promised her i would never do...so she calls the police...when they show up, im totally lost, and i get mad...they tell me to breathe into the little tube thing, for then breathalyzer...i get mad, and yell "fuck you, i gotta vomit, dickhead" and i run (kinda) for the bathroom...one of the officers grabs me...and hes all "no, breathe biotch" so i vomit, yelling and screeming at the two officers...and then they tell me to breathe, so im all "im not even intoxicated, you dickhead" and then "im not gunna be told what to do by 2 little men, in blue suits"...its funny, cause they were wearing black...i dont remember most of the rest of the night...

flamingskullballs Reviewed by flamingskullballs on 12-03-2005. damn police officers ok...so last night i was gunna have a drink, so me and these two females get some blackberry brandy from their grandma...we sit in their basement drinking it, they are both drunk, so i finish off the last of it...having drank the amount i did, i was somewhat drunk...and then, being my alcoholic tendencies, i go to this other persons house, and the mother there buys me a liter of morgan spiced rum, and them a case and some 40s...i drink about all of the liter, and have a couple beers, so by now Rating: 5

[dark0ne]

nice, did you hit the cops with the vomit. cause that would be funny.

[flamingskullballs]

no, it was in the toilet...but i have before, after drinking too much robotussin

[psychopixi]

I would die laughing if you did spew over the cop who stopped you from running to the bathroom. *lol*

[passit420]

thats fucked up. why did ur mom call the police?

[flamingskullballs]

because she HATES robotussin, and thought i was on it...

she also said that if i come home drunk, that shed call the cops (i tend to come home drunk a lot)

[passit420]

can the police charge you with anything if you are a thome underaged and drunk. btw, what happened this morning with ur mom.

[king kong bong]

hahahaa good stuff. i remember i got drunk one time and walked home with my shorts down.

[flamingskullballs]

hahahaa good stuff. i remember i got drunk one time and walked home with my shorts down.

lmao...ive seen that done by a buddy of mine (satan666)...only it was the middle of winter...and 20 below....and we werent going anywere near home...and then this mailman started talking to us...

[king kong bong]

yea before that was sittin on the ground in the middle of the projects and the only reason i got the strength to get up and get outta there was cuz some lady told me the cops were comin.