God is amazing.

[lateralus]

That has got to be the gayest sin ever... animals fuck all the time with anything they can find. Why shouldn't we be allowed to? *Removes watermelon from oven*

Blasphemy is a sin too. Good thing you're not Catholic - that's punishable by two molestations and a hail mary.

And why was your ass in the oven?

[CocaCola]

Is watermelon some sort of slang for ass? I didn't know that... but no it was literally a watermelon in the oven!

[lateralus]

I apologize, I'm on drugs.

[CocaCola]

Freakin' drug fiends!1 *Bats with a broom*

[wooderson6603]

If there was a god, he invented weed so i dont see what all the christian-right-wingers are upset about...LEGALIZE IT! Its a celebration BITCHES!!

[lateralus]

Freakin' drug fiends!1 *Bats with a broom*

Hey, my brain functions better under the influence than the average Jerry Springer fan's does sober. Shit, I think my cat can beat a promiscuous, half-wit wigger of a redneck at chess, then gloat with more class.

[SomeGuy]

Too much crazy stuff, that its impossible not to beleive in some higher power...believe the guy...its very possible...accordingly God could be anywhere and everywhere at once..so hes not just choosing a single group...just making a straight up example to them...Though I respect other reliegeons to

[thcbongman]

It's consistant of how I saw and felt god on DMT.

Crazy shit.

[Not Enough Herb]

Blasphemy is a sin too. Good thing you're not Catholic - that's punishable by two molestations and a hail mary.

And why was your ass in the oven?

LMFAO!!!

im catholic lol

later

[robert42]

LMAO OK WOW YEA FUCK YA