God is amazing.

[insano]

What a dumb story. Why would you just sit back in the car for hours while your one friend keeps switching directions and "lying" like you were saying... and your other friend is crying with her ears hurting. I would have told him to stop the car no matter what and gotten the girl out if she had a headache.

Nice friend you are.

insano Reviewed by insano on 12-04-2005. God is amazing. Ok, last night, me, my buddy, his brother and 2 other friends were all driving. We stop at a parking lot b/c his brother doesnt feel well. He gets out, his eyes roll to the back of his head and hes still standing. My friend whos driving gets out and touches him... when he approaches him it starts to get real hot, like when u stand next to an oven, he said he touched him and it burnt his hand. His brothers eyes go back to normal and he just goes back to the car like nothing happened. He starts Rating: 5

[sugarmagnolia]

u got played.

[CocaCola]

Yes, the God and the Devil chose YOUR friends to fuck with out of billions of people. Right.

[zooted999]

I'm convinced.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'm not. I say your belief that God frowns upon your actions is what did that, not really an almighty being. Honestly, why the hell would an almight being care what a simple-minded animal did with it's spare time? Even further, did you know time is an illusion? Time is caused by a mind's inability to perceive everything at once. It is possible to live during all periods of time, and view time as an object, but our brains aren't complex enough to understand it all.

[Chucky76]

"religion is the opiate of the masses" - Carl Marx

[Ganj]

alright... well it happened again last night.. so fuck off for all you bitches that try to hate.

so are you going to continue to let your friends become possessed by spirits or are you going to "clean up your act"?

[CocaCola]

Even further, did you know time is an illusion? Time is caused by a mind's inability to perceive everything at once. It is possible to live during all periods of time, and view time as an object, but our brains aren't complex enough to understand it all.

I never thought of time in that way... that's pretty cool.

[lateralus]

Yes, the God and the Devil chose YOUR friends to fuck with out of billions of people. Right.

Whenever I fuck up, I know that I always have the devil to blame it on. Yep, this about sums it up - we're all perfect, 'cept for that pesky devil fuckin' with us.

Oh, and pre-marital sex is a sin.

[CocaCola]

That has got to be the gayest sin ever... animals fuck all the time with anything they can find. Why shouldn't we be allowed to? *Removes watermelon from oven*