I don't think I have laughed this much in ages ... and its been a shit day!!

Thanks!!


I am just off to have sex with a melon in the back now ... having given up on sex with a stranger (as an ex-DJ I would know nothing about that kind of behaviour), am gonna start with stranger sex ... perhaps I will dress the melon up as something .... hmmm .... a couple of paper wings and it could be a sick bee....