Quote Originally Posted by Zero Revolt
I was trying to fake my death as part of an insurance scam. Making sure you all thought I was dead was low on my priority list compared to the cops and the insurance company. But oh well you know shit happens. Glad to see you all.
As 3sheets said, why would you need to come on here and fake your death?

Speaking of "pretty low", you sure did a good job making people feel bad for you, not to mention, giving us all, "it was a beautiful service....so tragic...so sad...he'll be sorely missed", giving us all of these details that was all a lie.

Not only that, insurance fraud? Ya, that makes it okat then I guess. Go crawl up in that hole you came out of and don't ever leave it.