Quote Originally Posted by Zero Revolt
I was trying to fake my death as part of an insurance scam. Making sure you all thought I was dead was low on my priority list compared to the cops and the insurance company. But oh well you know shit happens. Glad to see you all.
If we had no idea about that, why would you need to say it here? So your "wife" could show the cops proof, that she told stoners you died.. crazy, crazy shit.

Also Insurance fraud is pretty low.. damn, twice man!