Cannabis Worship

[chix4bud]

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chix4bud Reviewed by chix4bud on 12-02-2005. Cannabis Worship If Cannabis Worship became a religion, it could be worshipped in different factions at the Biological, Spiritual, and Psychoactive levels, let alone miniscule others that branch off. For instance, Biological- Church of Melatonin Canniboid Church of Christ Free-Flowing Blood Church Spiritual- The Church of The Green Spirits Psychoactive- The Cannabis Church of Neurobiological Advancement I kind of have to run, I just wanted to start an idea before I Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

The best part about it, is that you can cross-worship in the Cannabis Church. Worshipper's of the Church of Melatonin will gather information and inform others. They can also give praise at the Free Weed Church of Free-Growth. But, in their factions, they will educate. The Cannabinoid Church of Christ worshipper will understand the psychoactive effects of Cannabis, yet is part of the Church of Melatonin, which would be part of any other "physiological" church.

[heavymetal101]

I'm gonna be holding open auditions for Dance-in-a-leaf Girl at my place, the week after Christmas. :stoned:

lol Give me a time and a leaf and I'll dance for you

[heavymetal101]

I'll be one of the growers man. I would love to grow weed. :stoned:

[bonsaiguy]

Beachguy dude!! Think about what you are proposing man. If you turn it in to a religion it will only lead to the likes of Fallwell, Robertson and Cruise. Do you realize what kind of pandora's box that would open up? And then....in time...it would become.........ordinary.

[heavymetal101]

I would definenlty be one of the first people to ever beleive in this religion. I fuckin support it man. lol Yea thats a good idea, to start a new religion, because then the government couldnt do anything right?? It's protected in our Amendments, right?

[bonsaiguy]

Great....Shiite Stoners.

[king kong bong]

bonsaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii danielson!!!!!

[bonsaiguy]

no no...that's Banzaiiiiii Kongson....which is what you yell when crashing your plane into the deck of the aircraft carrier...bonsai is an art wherein we abuse and mutilate trees and is pronounced bone-sai. It's literal translation is tree (bon) in a pot (sai).

[king kong bong]

yea i know. mr miyagi was referring to bonsai when he screamed bonsaiiiiiiiiiiii and thats what i was referring to.