"I hate tiny cars and I hate big women. But somehow I always seem to find myself in 'em."

Er, I'm guessing by your 'tar you're a lady. Oh well, do it anyway.

Or, "I hate a lot whites and I hate a lot of blacks. I hate pooping in public places but we all hate that."

No, that's dumb. Plus, I stole both of those from songs. It's time to get mystical on yo' ass. mmmmm.... yo' ass




Ummmmm... Okay. Fine. I can't get mystical. How 'bout "Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free" or "Mess with the best, die like the rest"

No, don't use those. They suck too. This is harder than I thought. But we're in this together! You better not buckle and use some shit like "On the road of life, make sure to stop and smell the roses" That's strait up canned bullshit.

Okay, I just Googled it to get the right spelling, and it's fucking PERFECT.

Are you ready?

"Hakuna Matata."

Perfect. :thumbsup: