Best Quote ever!

[cherrytoker]

Everyone knows those quotes that appear next to your senior picture in the yearbook, well I need to get one soon. I can not think of one that would just be so awesome to have...any suggestions?

cherrytoker Reviewed by cherrytoker on 12-02-2005. Best Quote ever! Everyone knows those quotes that appear next to your senior picture in the yearbook, well I need to get one soon. I can not think of one that would just be so awesome to have...any suggestions? Rating: 5

[MudFu]

It really has to be something you or your friends said in a fucked up time or that was really funny. Mine is going to be "J:Am I fat? K:Yes...yes you are." Lol

[Little Miss Blinky]

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is
probably the reason so few engage in it.



Bye

MissBlinkyxx :dance:

[Ganj]

"the world revolves around a single person (you). the minute you let it round someone else is the minute you've died."

[Ganj]

^ that's as deep as a puddle.

[flamingskullballs]

"puking isnt so bad when your on robotussin"

[FunkyMonkey]

Lies do not exist unless you do not cross them

Niel Young

[Trichome Creator]

If the average man's penis is six inches long and the average vagina is eight inches deep than that means there is over two miles of unused vagina in New York City Alone.

???

[Funkamander]

"I hate tiny cars and I hate big women. But somehow I always seem to find myself in 'em."

Er, I'm guessing by your 'tar you're a lady. Oh well, do it anyway.

Or, "I hate a lot whites and I hate a lot of blacks. I hate pooping in public places but we all hate that."

No, that's dumb. Plus, I stole both of those from songs. It's time to get mystical on yo' ass. mmmmm.... yo' ass




Ummmmm... Okay. Fine. I can't get mystical. How 'bout "Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free" or "Mess with the best, die like the rest"

No, don't use those. They suck too. This is harder than I thought. But we're in this together! You better not buckle and use some shit like "On the road of life, make sure to stop and smell the roses" That's strait up canned bullshit.

Okay, I just Googled it to get the right spelling, and it's fucking PERFECT.

Are you ready?

"Hakuna Matata."

Perfect. :thumbsup:

[FunkyMonkey]

Somebody Someone did a thread of quotes a couple months ago.
You may find one you like in there.
Here it is: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...avorite+quotes