Best Quote ever!

[Nikita123]

Everyone knows those quotes that appear next to your senior picture in the yearbook, well I need to get one soon. I can not think of one that would just be so awesome to have...any suggestions?

"Two in the pink, one in the stink! :thumbsup:

[Ganj]

"I hate tiny cars and I hate big women. But somehow I always seem to find myself in 'em."

Er, I'm guessing by your 'tar you're a lady. Oh well, do it anyway.

Or, "I hate a lot whites and I hate a lot of blacks. I hate pooping in public places but we all hate that."

No, that's dumb. Plus, I stole both of those from songs. It's time to get mystical on yo' ass. mmmmm.... yo' ass




Ummmmm... Okay. Fine. I can't get mystical. How 'bout "Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free" or "Mess with the best, die like the rest"

No, don't use those. They suck too. This is harder than I thought. But we're in this together! You better not buckle and use some shit like "On the road of life, make sure to stop and smell the roses" That's strait up canned bullshit.

Okay, I just Googled it to get the right spelling, and it's fucking PERFECT.

Are you ready?

"Hakuna Matata."

Perfect. :thumbsup:

that was the most fun i've had reading anything!

[Smokin EnDo]

"If Jesus was a midget, We'd nail him to a stump!" i was told that was too inapropriate, considering i go to a catholic HS, but hey try it out lol.

[flamingskullballs]

"OMG GLOFISH!!!"

[flamingskullballs]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[flamingskullballs]

i have a few on my sig...

search google for william blake, hes got some good shit...

or else you can always use "im a smoker, im a joker, im a midnight toker, i get my lovin on the run

[deathbyvalley]

i used an ELO song..."Sun is shining in the sky there ain't a cloud in sight it's stopped raining, everybody's in a aplay and don't you know it's a beautiful new day"

other ones i was gonna use were "throw your homework onto the fire; go out and find the one that you love" from the smiths (Shiela take a bow) and "sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" by the grateful dead (scarlett begonias) i really wish i used the grateful dead one though

[beachguy in thongs]

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

-If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

-If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

-We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

-As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable, until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD.

-If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

[UpInSmoke]

Please kids be nice to aminals. Don't feed the fish pop rocks. That's a no no...they give fishies bad gas if it doesnt kill them.

[Reefer Rogue]

Let us burn one
from end to end
and pass it over
to me my friend
burn it long, we'll burn it slow
to light me up before I go. :rasta: