Richy BITCH! HAHAHA!

But seriously, send me money. I'll trade you wisdom. And you can't put a price on that. Although, I will.

Anyway, my nickname's Albert Fish. Why? Funny story. It's because I, too, hunt down little kids and kill them and eat them. And, I stick pins into my groin. And when I was electrocuted for the first time, the chair shorted out because they didn't know I had 14 pins in my groin that I accidentally stuck in too far to pull back out.

But SERIOUSLY seriously, I have a few.

Demo - I once bought a game, or so I thought, until I went home and realized it was a fucking demo disk. Why would they sell it for 10 fucking dollars!?! And yeah, my brother was there the whole time, so he saw and spread the word.

Promo - Some kid in some class asked me my name. I didn't want to deal with him, so I told him it was Prometheus. Turns out, he only wanted to talk more. It stuck, and he took the liberty of shortening it.

#6 - In 3rd grade the teacher made us right our "number" next to our name, which made the whole grading process easier. Mine was #6. And I got into the habit. So in 4th grade, I still did it several times and the teacher started using it.

Colincore - My dad looks like Hardcore Holly (the pro wrestler), and so I was pegged with Colincore when one of my brother's friends learned my first name. (It's Colin) (I go by Brad) (Brad's my middle name)
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . Nicknames and how you got them! Does anyone have weird nicknames? My nickname is Beverly Hills, got it last year. One day after school i was about to walk home with my friends but my dad had to show off the car he just bought so he rolls up to my school in his brand new dark green Lamborghini Murcialago and does a burn out. They always knew i was somewhat rich because my first car was a 165,000 mercedes clk but they never knew that i lived in a 'castle' as they call it or was that rich. I hate my nickname so much i hate being Rating: 5