Richy BITCH! HAHAHA!

But seriously, send me money. I'll trade you wisdom. And you can't put a price on that. Although, I will.

Anyway, my nickname's Albert Fish. Why? Funny story. It's because I, too, hunt down little kids and kill them and eat them. And, I stick pins into my groin. And when I was electrocuted for the first time, the chair shorted out because they didn't know I had 14 pins in my groin that I accidentally stuck in too far to pull back out.

But SERIOUSLY seriously, I have a few.

Demo - I once bought a game, or so I thought, until I went home and realized it was a fucking demo disk. Why would they sell it for 10 fucking dollars!?! And yeah, my brother was there the whole time, so he saw and spread the word.

Promo - Some kid in some class asked me my name. I didn't want to deal with him, so I told him it was Prometheus. Turns out, he only wanted to talk more. It stuck, and he took the liberty of shortening it.

#6 - In 3rd grade the teacher made us right our "number" next to our name, which made the whole grading process easier. Mine was #6. And I got into the habit. So in 4th grade, I still did it several times and the teacher started using it.

Colincore - My dad looks like Hardcore Holly (the pro wrestler), and so I was pegged with Colincore when one of my brother's friends learned my first name. (It's Colin) (I go by Brad) (Brad's my middle name)