Tomorrow night, after i've had about 8 ecstacy pills at The Prodigy in brixton, and then seen Pendulum after....i'm gonna call Frank.

"Ummm, yeah hi mate, how you doing Frank?"

"I'm good thanks, blah blah, whats the problem?"

"Well i've just had a mad night and raved my tits off on Ecstacy, and now i've come home and i want a fucking wank, how do i get it hard?"

" -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep- "